A Letter to My Four Year Old Daughter

Dear Olivia,
“I will be right back I am going to the bathroom” is NOT an open invitation for you to accompany me, critique me, and ridicule me while I move my bowels. Don’t bother trying to open the door after you have finished reading this, it’s locked until further notice. …
 Love always, Mom and her “stinky poo”
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