Mommy Pet Peeve #538: When you your kid completely ignores you when you ask them a question.
Mommy Pet Peeve #539: When your kid answers your question with a completely inappropriate answer because they didn’t even bother listening to the question.
Mommy: “Camryn, do you want chicken nuggets or macaroni and cheese for lunch today?”
Camryn, 6: “Yes.” Mommy: “And would you like it served with a side of dog poop?”
Camryn, 6: “Uh, yeah.”
Mommy: “You got it kiddo. Coming right up.”
Mommy: “You got it kiddo. Coming right up.” Camryn: “Yep.”