Mommy’s Got Fur…

Four-year-old Olivia’s lastest obsession is her newly acquired knowledge of the fact that women grow hair under their armpits. What does this mean for me? It means enduring Olivia’s random spot checks of my armpits, with bonus condescending commentary, on her findings. This leaves me no choice but to step up my armpit hair grooming habits in order to avoid being ridiculed for being furry. A big thank you for making a woman feel that much more self-conscious about her appearance, little one…

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