Mommy Law #217:

If you feel it necessary to bring along a handful of Littlest Pet Shop figurines, a sports bottle filled with water, a stuffed animal wombat, an Ariel the Mermaid bath toy, a Ziploc bag of goldfish crackers and a Barbie pock…etbook filled with plastic jewlery, a musical cell phone and a tube of bubble gum scented chapstick when we leave the house…I will feel it necessary to deny your requests for carrying assistance and make you carry each and every one of those items on each and every one of our stops. It’s totally your call, little one, but coming from a professional shopper with many years of practice, I highly suggest analyzing your “things I simply cannot leave the house without” list and deleting a few items to ensure a more pleasant and comfortable shopping experience. Again, totally your call. Just saying…
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