Mommy Epiphany of the Day…

If I knew then what I know now about being a parent… I would have made it a priority to buy lots of stock in Polly-O string cheese, Pepperidge Farm goldfish crackers and all brands of juice boxes. I would have also trained my body to poop only after 8 pm when the chances of a bathroom ambush were less likely since the kids have punched out for the day by then.

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