Lions and Tigers and Judgemental Stares, Oh My!

Dear owner of the super annoying judgemental stare at the mall today,
Yes, my four year old daughter is out in public wearing a Wizard of Oz’s Dorothy costume. Get over it. And instead of bellowing out your obnoxious critique of her outfit… choice as we walk by you, stop a minute to step back, look at the big picture and realize what’s really important…and that is the obvious fact that she looks better than you do on any given day of the week. Now get yourself over to Macy’s and get your ass some decent clothes to wear.
Sincerely, Dorothy’s Mom
PS: 1986 called and they want their feathered hair and shoulder pads back.
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