The More You Know, The More You Kohl’s…

#3 on today’s to-do list: Go to Kohl’s to shop for, and only for, a Mother’s Day gift for my mother-in-law.
what #3 on today’s to-so list morphed into: Going to Kohl’s to shop for a Mother’s Day gift for my mother-in-law, yet completely abandoning that whole idea upon walking throught the entrance and getting sucked in by the subliminal messages hidden in the background music that chant such phrases as, “Go on, just do it, a quick look in the children’s clothing section couldn’t hurt,” “You’re right, that purple shirt would look amazing with that new necklace you just bought the other day,” and “Your feet would definitely look so much prettier if they walked around in those sparkly silver flip flops.”
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