Excuses, Excuses…

And don’t forget to have a socially acceptable excuse lined up for when the guests ask what’s wrong with you. Acceptable answers include a severe allergic reaction to folding laundry, a rash from washing dishes, a migraine brought on by listening to children whine, dizziness from cleaning up kid, cat and/or dog poop, and a debilitating backache from giving in when your 50 pound daughter asked for a piggy back ride…

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