To My Dearest Potential Kindergartener,
Thank you in advance for witholding from engaging in any of your infamous super-charged tantrums, whining, screaming, and other various unwelcome acts you are known display in public, during today’s kindergarten orientation. Thank you for dazzling the school faculty with your best behavior and sweetest smile. Mommy just can’t bear the thought of you getting blacklisted from Kindy before you are even enrolled.
With Love, Mommy
PS: I have a bubble gum flavored Dum Dum lollipop with your name on it in my pocketbook if you obey my commands…just saying.