Mommy Porn…

I was blessed beyond my wildest dreams to encounter the following sign while at a Mother’s Day spa trip this past weekend and upon reading these glorious words, my own personal Mommy-esque translation of the words on the sign popped into my  head and went a little something like this: NO KIDS ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. NONE. NADA. ZIP. ZERO. YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A WHINE FREE, TANTRUM FREE, CRY FREE ZONE. SAVOR THE MOMENT WHILE IT LASTS. The ultimate form of Mommy porn ever. Ever.
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