Overheard at the local veterinarian’s waiting room…

Random Cat-Loving Man: “Hi, little girl. Can I pet your adorable kitten?”
Olivia, 4: (stares at man)
Random Cat-Loving Man: (leans in to pet kitten) “He is so cute! I just love cats but… I can’t get one because my wife is allergic to them. Thanks for letting me pet him.”
Olivia, 4: (stares at man)
Random Cat-Loving Man: (walks away)
Olivia, 4: “Hey Mommy, did he just says that his wife is allergics to cats?”
Mommy: “Yes, he did.”
Olivia, 4: “Um, well if he really wants a cat then he just needs to gets another wife to marry who isn’t allergic to them. That’s all.”
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