Things they fail to tell you before you give birth to a girl:

1. When in Target, you will be powerless to the force that draws you to the girls clothing department even when you swore to yourself that this time you’d really stick to your shopping list that consists of only milk, shampoo, dog bones and sunscreen.

2. You will also lose all control and be totally unable to leave the to die for outfits and all their adorable coordinating headbands, hats, purses, jewelry, shoes and socks on the shelf.

3. Lastly, because of the detour to the clothing department, you will forget to buy the f#*king milk and have to make another stop on the way home from Target.

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