NEVER Make Eye Contact While Eating a Banana…

Question: What’s creepier than some creepy guy sitting in his car alongside yours a red light and creepily staring at you while you are innocently eating a banana?

Answer: Not much. And now if you’ll excuse me, I must go take a long hot shower for I feel violated and dirty. Next time I’m going with an apple for the afternoon snack…

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