It’s summer, which to this Mommy signals the need to add a minimum of fifteen minutes to the morning routine in order to make time for the task of applying sunscreen to the kids before they walk outside each day.
So, there’s stick form, cream form, spray form, lotion form, but in reality, no matter what the form…all are a big fat pain in the ass to put on your squirmy child before going out into… the sun everyday.
However, I think that after all these years of sunblock torture, I have stumbled upon a possible solution…a sunblock tank. Simply dip the child in, set down to dry for a minute or two and BAM…instant sun protection.
All I need now is 7,043 gallons of sunscreen, an oversized fish tank and a financial backer…who’s in?