Looks Like It’s Time To Dust Off My Card…

Camryn, 6: “Hey Mom? Ya know what I just realized?”
Mommy: “What’s that, Cam?”
Camryn, 6: I haven’t been sick in a really, really long time.”
Mommy: “And you know what I just realized?” Camryn, 6: “What, mama?” Mommy: “You just totally jinxed us and I’ll be forking over a copay to the pediatrician by mid-week. Thanks a million little lady.”
Frequent Visitor Rewards:
After 1 visit: A free second sticker and/or Dum Dum lollipop
After 2 visits: A free bottle of grape or cherry flavored children’s Tylenol
After 3 visits: A free box of swabs to perform strep throat cultures at home
After 4 visits: A free ear or temporal scanner thermometer
After 5 visits: A “no wait” card to bypass others when the waiting room is full
After 6 visits: Free, 24-hour access to the pediatrician’s personal cell phone
After 7 visits: A free prescription pad, since due to your last six visits to the office during the past two weeks, you are now fully capable of diagnosing, prescribing for and medicating your child accordingly without the help of a trained pediatrician.
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