A Letter to the Judges…

Dear 2012 Mom of the Year Judges,
Please take note that today I agreed to take my kid to a Saturday evening birthday party at an overcrowded, smelly, deafeningly loud arcade, play the role of token distributor while she ran from game to game and even stood by her side while she spent 37 minutes choosing which pieces of plastic crap to spend her 283 winning tickets on which broke after her playing with them for a mere 8 minutes on the car ride home. I’m sure you will wholeheartedly agree that this evening’s events should earn me the right to have my name bumped up a few spots on your list of top ten awesome mommies who deserve this year’s coveted award. Thank you for your time, cooperation and understanding.
 Sincerely,
Super Mommy
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