Squeak…

To the mom who thought it was a good idea to give my kid a toy that squeaks as a birthday gift,

While I do appreciate your generosity, please remeber that your kids birthday is just around the corner and us mommies never forget. Brace yourself for the loudest, most obnoxious sounding toy that money can buy because payback’s a bitch and so am I.

With love,

Mommy

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