We Have an Incompetent Customer in Self-Checkout Aisle 4…
The Theory: Hmmm, a visit to the supermarket self-checkout lane will most definitely require less of my time than a visit to the non self-checkout lane. I’m gonna go for it.
The Outcome: Apparently, I lack the skills necessary to conquer the self-checkout lane, have a knack for setting off the “I screwed up and need help to fix it now” flashing lights not one, not two, but a staggering seven times, and will never get those painful 14 minutes of my life back for simply choosing the “easier” lane. Never again. Ever.