An Open Letter to a Mommy Know-It-All…

To That Know-It-All First Time Mom,
With all due respect to a fellow mommy, you’ve only been in the game for a mere three months and even though your baby “is an absolute dream child”, has slept through the night since 4 weeks of age, and is already scoring a perfect score on the SAT, you still have mountains to climb in this journey called motherhood. Thanks for the attempted condescending lecture on how to properly raise my four and six year old children, but ain’t nobody got time for that. I bid you good luck, for it is guaranteed that in time, you will stumble too and come to realize the hard truth that all mommies, including you, have no choice but to take this job day by day, hour by hour, and minute by minute. Now, shutup and move along. We’re done here.
Sincerely,
Mommy
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