Mommy: “Camryn, I have some sad news. Your great-great-uncle Hal died. So, tomorrow we will be going over Grandma and Grandpa’s house to spend time with the whole family.
Camryn, 6: (dramatic silent pause) “Oh. That’s really sad. Hey Mom…actually, would it be okay if I made a rip sign to bring over?”
Daddy: “What the heck’s a rip sign?”
Mommy: (shakes head) “Uh, Cam, are we talking rip as in a sign that says R.I.P on it?
Camryn, 6: “Okay, okay, forget it.”
Mommy and Daddy: “Forgotten.”