JOB POSTING:

Referee needed to break up constant ear piercing, super irritating and at times, straight up nauseating bickering between four and six year old drama queen sisters who argue over anything and everything. Black and white striped shirt not mandatory, but welcomed. Payment will be in the form of generous portions of goldfish crackers and juice boxes (your choice of flavor). Please be available to begin work ASAP as Mommy is likely to have a nervous breakdown soon if she is subjected to another day of the torture.
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