And once again…congrats to you, little lady. Because of your antics this evening, you are the grand prize winner on “Making Mommy Go Batshit Crazy.” You have won yourself Mommy screaming, yelling and the added bonus of watching her teeter on the edge of sanity. I hope you enjoy your prize. Now get your ass to bed. NOW.
Your Exhausted Mommy (Who Wants Nothing More Than to Finally Punch Out For the Night So Go the F#*k to Sleep N-O-W…please)