When your kid refers to the custodian at her school as the “escobian” you giggle.
When she substitutes the word “unicornycorn” for unicorn during a conversation you get a good chuckle.
But when she starts the day by proudly declaring, “Hey Mommy, I really, really love those Reese’s Penises you bought me yesterday” you collapse on the floor, try to catch your breath as the stomach cramps set in from laughing so hard you can’t even see straight. Your turn. GO!
*The funniest thing my kid ever said was ________________.