Super Embarrassing Mommy Moment #895,628:

Overheard at the Local Toys R Us…
Mommy: “Liv, I have to use the bathroom before we shop.”
Olivia, 5: (annoyed sigh) “Ok, ok. Let’s go then.”
Mommy: (enters bathroom stall and proceeds to use every last muscle in her body to successfully maintain her balance while squatting over the toilet seat)
Olivia, 5: (dramatically gasps for air) “OH MY GAWD! I CAN’T EVEN TAKES IT ANYMORE! BLECH! THE SMELL IN THIS PLACE IS SO, SO, SO, DEE-SCUSTING!”
Mommy: (confirms Olivia’s claim by nodding in agreement and then begins devising a plan on how to strategically navigate the store aisles in a desperate attempt to avoid having to come face to face with Miss Super Pooper from the next stall over…)
Olivia, 5: “OH GAWD! PLEASE HURRY UP, MOMMY!”
bathroom
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