The Nut Crusher…

While in Target earlier today, four-year-old Olivia stumbled upon a display of decorative nutcracker dolls, immediately fell in love and somehow convinced me to buy her one. Soon after, the following conversation ensued:

Olivia, 4: “Hey Cam. I know you like nuts. I also know you like really hard nuts, so if you ever need your nuts crushed you know who to come to. Me. That’s who.”
Camryn, 6:”Mom, why are you laughing so hard?”
Mommy: (desperately trying to peel herself off the floor, stop laughing, act like an adult and make her way to the Target registers to check out)

nutcracker

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