Way Over 21…

Dear Liquor Store Clerk,
Although we both are well aware of the clearly obvious fact that I am old enough to be your mom, please find it in your heart to ask me for my proof of age anyway and take pride in the fact you made an old lady’s f#*king day.
Signed,
Way Over 21
<heads home to drown her aging sorrows with a bottle of red>
liquorstore
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