Wanted: A Mommy Breather

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Or make a trip to the bathroom, take a bite of food, log on to the computer, sit in a chair or attempt anything else that is not directly related to me entertaining the children, answering their countless random questions, or fulfilling their never ending demands for juiceboxes, cheesesticks and various other “emergencies” that seem to pop up every single time I feel the need for a Mommy breather.
True story.
Without fail.
Every. F#*king. Time.
Holla if ya hear me.

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One thought on “Wanted: A Mommy Breather

  1. Ohhhh buddy, I understand completely. What really works though is when you open a candy bar. They are right there and you have their undivided attention kinda like husbands and boobs.

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